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Contact High

That, of course, is when then the gods strike you down. That is when you all come down with a virus and the teacher sends home a bunch of...

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I Wandered Lonely As A Cloud Whose Kids Are Both At School

Garnet’s preschool curriculum focuses on how to induce guilt. The slow process of settling the kids into school and preschool continues...

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7 Reasons My Five Year Old Shouldn’t Have to Go to School, According to Her

I have already been to school. For five whole days. What do you mean, five days isn’t enough? How long is this ridiculousness supposed to...

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The First Rule of the Best Start Interview is Don’t Talk About the Best Start Interview

I was hoping the test hadn’t started yet. May Blossom has just been for her pre-starting-school chat with a kindy teacher, which is...

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Harry Potter and the Back-to-School Shopping

J. K. Rowling almost certainly had this exact pencil case in primary school. We’ve just finished reading the first Harry Potter book to...