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    Contact High
    jdettmann
    • Feb 22, 2017
    • 4 min

    Contact High

    That, of course, is when then the gods strike you down. That is when you all come down with a virus and the teacher sends home a bunch of...
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    I Wandered Lonely As A Cloud Whose Kids Are Both At School
    jdettmann
    • Feb 15, 2016
    • 3 min

    I Wandered Lonely As A Cloud Whose Kids Are Both At School

    Garnet’s preschool curriculum focuses on how to induce guilt. The slow process of settling the kids into school and preschool continues...
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    7 Reasons My Five Year Old Shouldn’t Have to Go to School, According to Her     
    jdettmann
    • Feb 5, 2016
    • 2 min

    7 Reasons My Five Year Old Shouldn’t Have to Go to School, According to Her     

    I have already been to school. For five whole days. What do you mean, five days isn’t enough? How long is this ridiculousness supposed to...
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    The First Rule of the Best Start Interview is Don’t Talk About the Best Start Interview
    jdettmann
    • Jan 29, 2016
    • 3 min

    The First Rule of the Best Start Interview is Don’t Talk About the Best Start Interview

    I was hoping the test hadn’t started yet. May Blossom has just been for her pre-starting-school chat with a kindy teacher, which is...
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    Harry Potter and the Back-to-School Shopping
    jdettmann
    • Jan 18, 2016
    • 5 min

    Harry Potter and the Back-to-School Shopping

    J. K. Rowling almost certainly had this exact pencil case in primary school. We’ve just finished reading the first Harry Potter book to...
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