My Chief Weapon Is Surprise
Eagle-eyed readers of my previous post have politely pointed out that there are only five entries in my list of six excellent foreign ideas. There is no number four. I’m sorry. I don’t seem to be able to count any more. You wouldn’t know it to read my blog or talk to me that I actually have two brains in my body at the moment. I think I need a day off. So here’s tomorrow’s post for you a day early.
I’m going to behave like a school teacher when they have a hangover and can’t be stuffed imparting knowledge. I’m going to put on a video and sit at the back of the room with my head on the desk. Please enjoy this film about other people who can’t count when they make lists. It’s very educational.
See you on Wednesday.