Six Excellent Foreign Ideas
1. Gazpacho in cartons from the supermarket
2. Ruins: ruins are lovely. Why don’t we have more of them?
3. Orangutans: Australia should get these. They are much more entertaining than koalas.
5. Really practical underwear, like this Venetian bra
I’m not being critical of the innovators of my homeland, I’m just saying that adopting these six things would make this a much better place to live. Humane treatment of asylum seekers and refugees isn’t a bad idea either.