Six Excellent Foreign Ideas

1. Gazpacho in cartons from the supermarket

2. Ruins: ruins are lovely. Why don’t we have more of them?

3. Orangutans: Australia should get these. They are much more entertaining than koalas.

5. Really practical underwear, like this Venetian bra

6. Deep fried pork crackling in sheets you could make up a queen-sized bed with.

I’m not being critical of the innovators of my homeland, I’m just saying that adopting these six things would make this a much better place to live. Humane treatment of asylum seekers and refugees isn’t a bad idea either.

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