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Feb 22, 2017
4 min

Contact High

That, of course, is when then the gods strike you down. That is when you all come down with a virus and the teacher sends home a bunch of...

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jdettmann

Mar 23, 2016
3 min

A Hot Cross Son for Easter

This week he has been brought to howling tears by many and varied injustices. There was the fact that I would not go under the house to d...

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jdettmann

Apr 20, 2012
3 min

Outstanding

First prize for The Pun With The Most Elaborate Set-up: H announced this morning that his watch is set to 'Green H mean time'. We’re back...

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jdettmann

Apr 1, 2012
2 min

Do As I Say, Not As I Do.

Last week I was grating a raw beetroot into a pot of soup (this soup, incidentally, which is so delicious I almost ate H’s portion before...

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jdettmann

Dec 20, 2011
1 min

A Very ‘To The Lighthouse’ Christmas

The place was gone to rack and ruin. Only the Lighthouse beam entered the rooms for a moment, sent its sudden stare over bed and wall in ...

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jdettmann

Nov 2, 2011
2 min

Coat Tales

My grandparents in 1931. There is a slight chance that the love of a good coat can be inherited. We are going to America in a month. This...

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