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    We Sneeze In The Face Of Danger
    jdettmann
    • Jul 4, 2014
    • 3 min

    We Sneeze In The Face Of Danger

    May Blossom’s Self-Portrait With Gastro It’s winter here, and with each new and sparkling dawn comes a new illness. I’m quite serious:...
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    A Month
    jdettmann
    • Jan 16, 2013
    • 3 min

    A Month

    Garnet has one elf ear. The other is a human ear. We are unsure what, if anything, to make of this. Garnet’s 24 days old. It’s been a bit...
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    This Is Just To Say
    jdettmann
    • Dec 24, 2012
    • 2 min

    This Is Just To Say

    Our little boy was born ten days ago. Sorry it’s taken me so long to put him down and write a post to announce it. But if you smelled his...
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    Keep Calm And Carry On Like A Pork Chop
    jdettmann
    • Dec 14, 2012
    • 2 min

    Keep Calm And Carry On Like A Pork Chop

    May Blossom re-enacts what will happen if you don’t shut about about your birth plan while having coffee with friends. My friends Lou and...
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    We Sleep The Sleep Of The Furious
    jdettmann
    • Dec 9, 2012
    • 2 min

    We Sleep The Sleep Of The Furious

    Whenever May Blossom wakes up these days, the first thing she says is, in a very irritated tone of voice: ‘I didn’t want to go to sleep.’...
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    Not What It Looks Like
    jdettmann
    • Nov 30, 2012
    • 2 min

    Not What It Looks Like

    Also not what it looks like: this image of May Blossom checking on her sibling in my tummy illustrates why late pregnancy, maxi-dresses...
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    Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life
    jdettmann
    • Nov 28, 2012
    • 2 min

    Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life

    An optimist is one who happily rides her friend’s bike with no pants on. I am a pessimist. I specialise in negative visualisation. Much...
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