jdettmannJul 4, 20143 minWe Sneeze In The Face Of DangerMay Blossom’s Self-Portrait With Gastro It’s winter here, and with each new and sparkling dawn comes a new illness. I’m quite serious:...
jdettmannJan 16, 20133 minA MonthGarnet has one elf ear. The other is a human ear. We are unsure what, if anything, to make of this. Garnet’s 24 days old. It’s been a bit...
jdettmannDec 24, 20122 minThis Is Just To SayOur little boy was born ten days ago. Sorry it’s taken me so long to put him down and write a post to announce it. But if you smelled his...
jdettmannDec 14, 20122 minKeep Calm And Carry On Like A Pork ChopMay Blossom re-enacts what will happen if you don’t shut about about your birth plan while having coffee with friends. My friends Lou and...
jdettmannDec 9, 20122 minWe Sleep The Sleep Of The FuriousWhenever May Blossom wakes up these days, the first thing she says is, in a very irritated tone of voice: ‘I didn’t want to go to sleep.’...
jdettmannNov 30, 20122 minNot What It Looks LikeAlso not what it looks like: this image of May Blossom checking on her sibling in my tummy illustrates why late pregnancy, maxi-dresses...
jdettmannNov 28, 20122 minAlways Look On The Bright Side Of LifeAn optimist is one who happily rides her friend’s bike with no pants on. I am a pessimist. I specialise in negative visualisation. Much...