Nine Lies
It turns out my kids are lying liars who lie. On Saturday night, my brother, SuperChief, babysat Garnet and May Blossom. They totally saw him coming. Here are nine lies they told him. He wrote them down and presented them to H and me on our return and I have transcribed them here. Anything in quotation marks is a direct quote from the child in question. Lies Garnet Told He is allowed to play the ukulele every night while falling asleep. Gusto is a secret tiger. Garnet can onl