jdettmannMay 14, 20134 minMissing, In Action‘It means he’s sad,’ I told her. ‘It’s a metaphor. Why do you think he’s sad?’ ‘I think it’s because he misses his mummy and his sister...
jdettmannDec 3, 20121 minThe Lazy Person’s Guide To Buying A Christmas Present For My Dad1. Is it a book? Yes: go to question 2. No: Select again and go back to question 1. 2. Does it have endnotes? Yes: Go to question 3. No:...
jdettmannNov 23, 20123 minCar Seat Shopping For The Hormonally DerangedOne of the many dangerous roads of the world that are all out to get my children, according to my pregnancy-addled brain. Have you ever...
jdettmannNov 5, 20123 minBaby You Can’t Drive In My CarLet’s just get this, in a six-seater version with loads of airbags. We need to get a new car. I find this simultaneously a very boring...